Coffee? Psh.

Writing this post quickly, as I have my “History of Rhetoric” class in 13 mins. Guess what helps this grad student pay attention in class and vocalize awesome, useful insights on the expositions of St. Augustine?

That would be a concoction of frozen banana, spinach, and almond milk blended to perfection. While coffee depletes our cells of energy and nutrients, this baby energizes our bodies and makes us say HELLO.

Drink this instead of the coffee, college kids. Or drink this instead of coffee one morning. You can still luxuriate in the comfy chairs in Starbucks without a caffeinated drink in your hand.

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